Category: Podcasts
[SOMETHING IN REVIEW] Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows
Three people went off into the Burkettsville woods, and weren’t heard from again… this isn’t their story.
A bunch of other people went off into the woods to take a tour about the people that were never heard from again, which does kind of infer they were heard from again, albeit unintentionally, and now there are tour groups for them and they are apparently cult icons to weiros and documentarians…. this is sort of their story….
Two podcasters decided to sit down and watch Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows and tell you what they thought – this is most certainly their story.
So settle in and throw your map into the river – it’s Something in Review: Blair Witch 2
Ok, here we g-g-g-g-hoooost!
[THE WHEEL] Cryptid Battle Royale
The again for The Wheel, the machine that tells us what we’re doing and how – and boy howdy does it hit us with the big’uns tonight.
In this corner – hailing from deepest darkest Ohio…
In this corner – the European with the meanest bite…
In this corner – a milkdud from the internet…
In this corner – from the wetlands of Scotland…
In this corner – from the mountains of America…
In this corner – from my former field of goats…
In this corner – from that one street nobody drove down…
In this corner – from Planet Arrakhis…
In this corner – from Montauk…. no, seriously… Montauk
In this corner – from the SomethingSomethingcast Studio…
Ok, LET’S GET READY TO RUMMMBLLLE!
Lame Horror Movies
Not all horror movies are created equal… you see, some movies are amazing because they are frigging amazing. Some are amazing because they are bad. Some are just……. bad.
We’re talking about all of them, because none of those headers quite describes ‘lame’. What is a lame movie? Is it stupid? Does it have a single factor that makes it worse than another? Is it just boring? Hatton and PCR get into it about what precisely makes a piece of entertainment lame and then tell you their choices.
Join us as we start SomethingSpooktober with a horrorpalooza for the ages!
Ok, here we boo!
[THE END] Inhumans
Yeah, so Marvel has had hit after hit. The Avengers, Daredevil, Mandolorian, Sandman, Teen Titans… all of the big hitters! Well, there was once a time where Marvel wanted to throw up the middle finger to some mutants and turn to the Moon for inspiration.
If this means absolutely nothing to you, then you clearly missed The Inhumans, a one season attempt to make an obscure part of the Marvel Universe more important.
Did it work? Was it the next Agents of Shield or was it an Iron Fist to the gut?
Find out now on THE END: INHUMANS
And if you would like a sample of what our new Patreon episodes are going to be like, you can get the Patreon version of this episode for free, right here!
Otherwise, ok here we Terragen Mist!
[THE WHEEL] Bottom 5: Casting Decisions
Not every decision is a good one… just think of any strange flavor, because Japan has probably turned it into a Kit-Kat.
Well, the same goes for movies. Sometimes there is a choice in a film that just brings down the whole affair. The wrong actor at the wrong time or the right actor in the wrong film – sometimes you just don’t want Wasabi in your Chocolate Wafers.
So join the Somethings as they spin The Wheel and discuss their choices for the Bottom 5: Casting Decisions!
Ok, here they .. oh, one more thing! The Something Patreon is coming back, and the link will be up at the top of the page by next episode!
[SOMETHING IN REVIEW] Black Phone
We’re nearing SomethingSpookums season, so wasn’t Hatton surprised when Rob suggested one of the Summer’s sleeper horror hits Black Phone.
A young man is kidnapped by the local kidnapper, natch, and through a series of mysterious moments… maybe he finds his way home?
Was it good? Was it great? Was it overhyped or just right? It’s time for Something in Review: Black Phone
Who ya gonna call! …wrong movie, sorry…
School Movies
♫ We’re goin back…. back… back to schooOol ♫
Now, we’re aware tha tmost of the people that listen to his show have had no more pencils, no more books, no more of those dirty looks for at least a decade… but that does not mean that there isn’t a whole series of films that take place int he hallowed halls of alma maters across this great land of ours.
So which ones are the Somethings favorites? Which ones go straight to detention? How many can do the triple lindy?
Find out if you agree, or rather are.. just one of the guys…
Ok, here we go to 3rd period Chem!
Week Five August 2022 Free-For-All
On the first week of the month we do a themed episode. The second and third are Something in Review and The Wheel. The 4th week is The End — but what happens when there is a fifth week tot he month? What are the Somethings supposed to do?
Well, if you have been listening to our show for any length of time, you should know it is time for a Something Free-For-All which is where we take a week off from planning something and just hang-out for a little while.
What are we watching? What are we playing? How’s our day been?
It’s all there – and more – on the Something Free-For-All!
Okay, here we go!
[THE END] Carnivale
Time to hitch the wagons, hit the dusty trail for the next town, the next ballyhoo, the next mark on the route.
That’s right, it’s time to lay on hands with the rest of the geeks as we settle down to discuss Carnivale. The HBO darling that ended too soon, but why? Was it rolling downhill towards a depression or was it a show that was just too far ahead of its time for people to be able to dig their teeth in… well, there is only one way to find out, and that is to keep your hands outta our poke, save it for the cake eaters, hang with the gazoonies on The End: Carnivale!
Ohhkay here we step right up step right up it’s time for the amazing half man half man… The Man Man!
[THE WHEEL] Elevator Pitch: Disaster Movie (w/ Crystal Storm)
The Wheel is a neverending mistress, always spinning, always providing. It is the alpha, the omega, and what decides our fate. We are but pawns in its sometimes brilliant, sometimes cruel decisions.
Today, the Wheel spins yet again, and the Somethings are confronted with their biggest disaster yet – plotting their own elevator pitch for a Disaster Film!
To join them on this harrowing adventure, they have called in the source of Crystal’s Imagination, Crystal Storm!
So settle in, hold your loved ones tight, and dodge the falling meteors, it’s Elevator Pitch: Disaster Movie!
Ok, here we woooaaahhh, was that a tremor? I felt a tremor…